• The first day of the school year: I will study and be a good student this year!
• five minutes later: (ﾉ⊙‿⊙)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

• my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
• me: actually its 10:58

gingerblivet:

straddling-the-atmosphere:

onceuponabopper:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

wittywallflower:

Writing is weird.

One minute you are telling a story.

The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.

or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

what the hell are you guys writing?

Porn.

(vía disasterology-broke-us)